Merch by Floydasaurus

Here’s some of my art that is fit to wear on shirts! Click any shirt and you’ll head to RedBubble to buy them. I’d set up the site to handle transactions myself, but that seems like a huge pain in the ass and in all honesty you shouldn’t trust me with your money directly since I’m terrible with it. Each shirt is offered in 5 different colors and in men (unisex), women (fitted), and sometimes youth if I don’t curse too much on it.

Need something other than a T-Shirt?

I’ve enabled tanks, racerback tanks, cell phone covers, dresses, and more!

Do you want a dumbass-looking duvet cover with a cat butt on it?

You got it!